how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
Sheehan and I drunk emailed Mr. Patalano on Saturday afternoon, but it said his email account was inactive and bounced back. It was a quality email and if anyone knows a forwarding address to this guy, I’d appreciate it.
WAIT! I know his son! On it.
the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before
the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes I just don’t feel like interacting with people.